Theme Park on SNES is one of those games that makes you lose track of time—you start by plopping down a few rides and suddenly it's three hours later, you're micromanaging hot dog prices, and your park is either drowning in debt or printing money. The pixel art has that perfect 90s charm, and there's something weirdly satisfying about watching tiny guests throw up after your poorly designed roller coaster.

At first, I just built whatever looked cool, but then I realized the janitors couldn't keep up with all the puke trails. Lesson learned. The deeper you get, the more you obsess over ride ticket prices, staff salaries, and whether that Ferris wheel is actually worth the space it's taking up. It's way more strategic than it seems at first glance.

If you've ever wanted to run a theme park without the real-world consequences of bankrupting yourself, this is your chance. Just don't blame me when you start dreaming in pixelated concession stands.