

South Park Rally is exactly what you'd expect from a South Park kart racer—ridiculous, chaotic, and full of that signature crude humor. You pick your favorite little jerk (Cartman, obviously) and tear through familiar spots like the elementary school or Stark’s Pond, tossing snowballs and fart-powered speed boosts at your friends. The controls are a little slippery, but that just makes the crashes funnier.
It’s not Mario Kart, but that’s kind of the point. The tracks are packed with dumb little references, and the announcer’s constant insults never get old. Best played with a buddy so you can both groan at how terrible Kenny’s kart handles. If you ever wanted to see Kyle get launched into a cow, this is your game.
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Super Smash Bros. (n64)
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Wwf Wrestlemania 2000 (j) (n64)
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Fifa 99 (europe) (n64)
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Jikkyou World Soccer 3 (j) (n64)
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Command & Conquer (e) (n64)
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Paperboy (e) (n64)
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Destruct Derby (n64)
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O.d.t. (usa) (proto) (n64)
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Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon (e) (n64)
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V-rally Edition 99 (e) (n64)
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Brunswick Circuit Pro Bowling (n64)
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Big Mountain 2000 (n64)