Okay, so World of Tanks on the Genesis is way more fun than I expected for an old-school tank sim. You start off picking between a few classic WWII-era tanks—I went with the Sherman first, which was a mistake because that thing turns like a shopping cart. The controls take a second to get used to (tank tread physics are weird), but once you figure out how to angle your shots, it clicks.

Maps are these blocky but surprisingly tactical landscapes with hills to hide behind and destructible buildings. First match, I got ambushed because I didn’t realize my turret turns slower than my hull—lesson learned. The AI isn’t dumb either; they’ll flank you if you camp too long. It’s got that satisfying ‘90s crunch when your shell finally connects, and the pixel explosions never get old.

Not gonna lie, the graphics are dated, but there’s something weirdly addictive about grinding through upgrades to unlock heavier tanks. Just don’t expect modern Wargaming polish—this is pure, janky Genesis charm.