Greendog is this weird, kinda charming Genesis game where you play as a surfer dude who accidentally gets cursed by some ancient Aztec bling. Now he's gotta bounce around tropical islands, dodging weirdos like skeleton pirates and giant crabs while hunting down treasure to break the curse. The whole thing feels like a Saturday morning cartoon—bright colors, goofy enemies, and this weird mix of platforming and surfing sections that somehow works.

At first I thought it'd be just another generic mascot platformer, but Greendog's got this oddball personality—like when he wipes out on his board, he does this exaggerated flop that never gets old. The controls take a minute to get used to (his jump feels a little floaty), but once you get the rhythm down, it's weirdly satisfying to chain together moves. Just don't expect deep lore—it's all about vibes, tropical tunes, and chucking boomerangs at coconut-throwing monkeys.