Ever played one of those old-school platformers where you're just a little guy trying to grab stuff while everything in the level wants to ruin your day? Cheese Cat-Astrophe is exactly that—except you're a cat, and the "stuff" is an absurd amount of cheese. The first level throws you right into it: dodging rolling meatballs (weird, but okay), hopping over mouse traps, and figuring out which ledges actually lead to secret cheese stashes.

The controls feel like classic Genesis—a little slippery at first, but you get used to it. And the music? Pure 16-bit cheese-chasing hype. I died like five times on the second stage because I kept underestimating how far those enemy rats could lunge. Pro tip: watch for the cheese wheels that wobble—they usually hide something good underneath.

If you miss the days when games didn’t hold your hand and just let you figure things out the hard way, this one’s a solid time capsule. Just don’t blame me when you start dreaming about pixelated cheddar.