Okay, so Incredible Crash Dummies on Game Boy is basically controlled chaos wrapped in a tiny cartridge. You play as one of those weirdly lovable crash test dummies, and the whole point is to just… wreck everything. Ram into walls, launch yourself off ramps, and generally cause as much mayhem as possible without completely falling apart (though that happens a lot too).

The physics are janky in that perfect early-90s way—sometimes you’ll bounce off a barrier like a rubber ball, other times you’ll faceplant into a pile of scrap metal. There’s something weirdly satisfying about watching your dummy ragdoll across the screen after a particularly bad crash. The levels throw random traps at you, like conveyor belts that send you straight into spikes or platforms that collapse mid-jump. It’s frustrating in the best way.

Honestly, it’s not deep, but it’s dumb fun—exactly what you’d expect from a game where the main mechanic is hurling yourself into danger. If you’ve got a soft spot for weird retro platformers, this one’s a blast.