Super Smash T.V. on SNES is pure chaotic fun—imagine a twisted game show where the audience cheers as you dodge saw blades and mow down waves of enemies. The twin-stick shooting (well, as close as you could get on a SNES controller) feels surprisingly good once you get the hang of using all four face buttons to aim.

The first time I played, I got wrecked in like 30 seconds—those little knife-throwing clowns come out of nowhere. But once you grab a spread gun or the ricochet weapon, things get wild. Boss fights are ridiculous in the best way, especially the giant floating head that spits fireballs. And yeah, the announcer screaming "BIG MONEY! BIG PRIZES!" never gets old.

It’s way better with a friend, though. Two players means twice the bullets flying, twice the screaming when someone gets cornered by chainsaw maniacs. Just don’t blame me when you start yelling at each other for hogging the health pickups.