Theme Park on SNES is one of those games where you start with a patch of empty land and suddenly realize, "Oh no, I have to figure out where to put the bathrooms." It's a management sim where you build rides, set ticket prices, and deal with whiny park guests—somehow more stressful than real life, but in a fun way.

First thing you’ll do? Plop down a rollercoaster that looks cool but probably costs way too much. Then you tweak the ride’s intensity until guests either love it or puke (both outcomes are entertaining). The art’s got that classic SNES charm—tiny pixel people throwing tantrums when their ice cream melts. And yeah, you’ll absolutely go bankrupt at least once before realizing hiring janitors is not optional.

It’s old-school, a little janky, but weirdly addictive once you get into the rhythm of expanding your park. Just don’t forget to feed your staff or they’ll straight-up quit on you.