Hat Trick Hero on SNES is one of those games that looks simple at first—just pixelated dudes running around a tiny field—but man, does it hook you fast. The controls are stupidly smooth for a 16-bit soccer game, and within minutes you're pulling off slide tackles and lobbing shots like you've been playing for years.

What I love is how chaotic it gets when you're playing two-player. The ball pings around like crazy, and half the time you're just mashing buttons hoping something cool happens (and it usually does). The goalkeepers are either psychic or completely useless—no in-between—which makes every shot feel like a gamble.

It’s not FIFA, and that’s the point. If you want a no-nonsense, fast-paced soccer game where the only strategy is "score more than the other guy," this is your jam. Just try not to spike your controller when the AI steals the ball for the tenth time in a row.