Unfair Mario is exactly what it sounds like—a brutal, trollish twist on the classic platformer. You jump in thinking you know how Mario works, and then the game laughs in your face. Invisible blocks? Sure, but also blocks that disappear when you touch them, pits disguised as solid ground, and coins that actively try to kill you. It’s like the devs went, "What if Mario, but evil?"

The first level tricks you into a false sense of security before dropping a hammer (literally, sometimes). You’ll die. A lot. But there’s a weird satisfaction in slowly memorizing the traps, even when it feels like the game’s cheating. Just don’t throw your keyboard.

If you’ve ever wanted to yell at your screen while a pixel plumber betrays you, this is the game for you.