Alright, so Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Return of the Shredder is basically that classic Sega Genesis beat 'em up you remember—or wish you'd played back in the day. You pick your turtle (Leo’s my go-to, but Raph’s got that attitude), and then it’s just you, a ton of Foot Clan goons, and some very satisfying nunchuck-to-face action.

The levels are straight-up arcade-style—side-scrolling, smashing through waves of enemies, and occasionally chucking a random pizza at your buddies in co-op. The controls are simple, but timing your jumps and attacks actually matters, especially when Shredder’s minions start ganging up on you. And yeah, the music? Total nostalgia bomb.

It’s not the deepest game out there, but if you’re looking for that old-school TMNT vibe—where the biggest decision is whether to use Donnie’s long-range bo staff or Mikey’s rapid kicks—this one’s a solid pick. Just don’t blame me when you start humming the theme song for days.