Alright, so Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Pizza Quest is exactly what it sounds like—chaotic, fast, and full of pizza. You pick your turtle (Leo’s my go-to, but Raph’s got that extra attitude), and then it’s just non-stop smashing through waves of Foot Clan goons. The controls are simple—jump, slash, maybe throw a pizza slice if you’re feeling fancy—but the real fun is seeing how long you can last before getting swarmed.

It’s got that classic arcade vibe where you’re just mashing buttons and watching enemies fly. Not gonna lie, the first time I played, I got wrecked in like 30 seconds. But after a few tries, you start figuring out the rhythm—dodge, counter, maybe save your special move for when things get messy. And they always get messy.

If you’ve ever wanted to feel like a turtle wrecking ball for five minutes, this is your game.