Alright, so this is basically a love letter to the old-school TMNT arcade brawlers—you know, the ones where you just smash buttons and watch Foot Clan goons fly everywhere. You pick your turtle (obviously I go with Raphael first), and suddenly you're dumped into this pixel-perfect throwback world straight out of the '80s cartoon.

The goal's simple: wreck every Foot Soldier between you and these weird dimensionizer things on top of towers. The controls are stupidly straightforward—arrows to move, spacebar to punch—but there's something satisfying about how crunchy the hits feel. And yeah, of course there's a boss waiting after you clear each tower. Classic.

It's not exactly deep, but that's the point. You’re here to relive that arcade rush, not overthink combos. Just watch out for those annoying ninjas who jump-kick you off platforms—still hate those guys.