Alright, so Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Bumper Bros is basically what happens if you take the turtles and turn them into pinballs. You pick your favorite (Leo, obviously), then bounce around NYC smashing into origami ninjas like a wrecking ball. The controls are simple—just aim and launch—but timing your ricochets to hit multiple enemies in one go feels weirdly satisfying.

There’s coins to grab, pizza slices to collect (because of course), and some light mission objectives to keep you moving. The art style’s got that bright, cartoony Nick vibe, and the sound effects are pure nostalgia—expect lots of shell-clanking and "Cowabunga!" shouts. It’s not deep, but for a quick browser game? Solid way to kill 10 minutes between classes.

Just don’t blame me when you start muttering "bounce combooo" under your breath.