Okay, so Super Mario World 64 Sega is one of those weird bootleg Mario games that somehow ended up on the Genesis. You'd think Mario on a Sega console would feel wrong, but honestly? It's kind of a chaotic mess in the best way.

You start off with this janky version of Mario running through levels that look like someone remade SMW in MS Paint—floating blocks, weirdly stretched sprites, and music that sounds like it's being played through a kazoo. The controls are... questionable (good luck nailing that jump timing), but there's something weirdly charming about it. Like, why does Bowser look like he's made of play-doh? Why is there a random Sonic sprite hidden in level 3? No idea, but I kept playing just to see what nonsense came next.

If you're into obscure, broken-but-fun rom hacks, this is a weird little time capsule. Just don't expect anything close to the real Mario experience.