Ever dug through old Game Boy titles and stumbled on something weirdly specific? Yomihon Yumegoyomi - Tenjin Kaisen 2 is one of those—a Japan-only release that feels like finding a hidden shrine in a back alley. It’s got that classic pixelated charm, but good luck if you don’t read Japanese. The battles are turn-based, with these little sprites that somehow make sword fights look both intense and adorable.

First few minutes in, you’re picking your team (I went with the fire guy because, well, fire), and then it’s straight into grid-based skirmishes. The music’s got that tinny Game Boy vibe, but in a nostalgic way—like someone’s humming a folk tune through a kazoo. No idea what the story’s about, but the menus are packed with kanji, so bring a translator or embrace the mystery.

Definitely one for collectors or hardcore retro fans. Everyone else might just scratch their heads and go back to Pokémon.