Super Dodge Ball is that ridiculous, over-the-top NES sports game where you hurl balls at people hard enough to knock them out cold. You’ve got six players per team—three stuck in the main court, three lurking on the sidelines like vultures waiting to snipe someone. The setup’s simple: pass with A, murder-throw with B, and mash both to jump. But the real fun starts when you sprint and launch a Power Shot—this absurd, screen-shaking fastball that’s nearly impossible to catch. Sideline guys can’t pull it off, but if you’re in the thick of it, timing a jump at the right moment turns your throw into an aerial death missile.

Oh, and catching? You’ve got to hit B just before impact, or eat dirt. Duck with A if you’re feeling cowardly. The goal? Wipe out the other team’s three main players by battering them into oblivion—sideline jerks can’t be KO’d, but they’ll still flinch if you nail them. It’s chaotic, stupid, and way more fun than real dodgeball ever was.