

South Park Rally is exactly what you'd expect from a South Park racing game—ridiculous, loud, and full of fourth-grade insults. You pick your favorite little troublemaker (I always go with Cartman, obviously) and race through tracks that feel like they were designed by the show’s writers on a sugar rush. The power-ups are stupid in the best way—like throwing cow heads at your friends or dropping a literal poop bomb behind you.
The handling is… well, let’s just say it’s not exactly Mario Kart. Your car fishtails like it’s on ice half the time, but that just adds to the chaos. And yeah, the voice lines repeat way too much, but hearing Kenny scream "Oh my god, they killed me!" after wrecking never gets old. It’s janky, it’s dumb, and it’s absolutely a blast with friends if you’re into that kind of thing.
Just don’t expect a polished racer—this is pure South Park nonsense, for better or worse.
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