Man, this Game Boy soccer game is pure nostalgia—simple, fast, and kinda janky in the best way. You’ve got these tiny pixel dudes sprinting around, and the controls are basic but weirdly satisfying once you get the hang of it. Slide tackles feel brutal, and the ball physics are… well, let’s just say they’re more "arcade" than "FIFA."

First match I played, I accidentally scored on myself because the keeper just stood there staring at the ball. Classic. But after a few tries, you start pulling off these ridiculous long shots that somehow go in, and suddenly you’re hooked. The crowd noise is just a loop of muffled cheering, and honestly? It’s perfect. If you’ve got a soft spot for early handheld sports games, this one’s a blast from the past.