Shaffle Fight (NES) is this weird little Japanese board game where you roll dice to move your robot pieces across a grid—kinda like Ludo, but with way more shouting and explosions. Every time your mech bumps into an enemy, it cuts to this hilarious turn-based battle where super-deformed Gundam-lookin’ things trade dramatic one-liners (or at least I assume they’re dramatic—my Japanese is basically "sushi" and "arigato").

Some bots roll one die for attacks, others get a handful, so there’s a bit of strategy in picking who to send into the fray. The menus are a puzzle if you don’t read Japanese, but you can brute-force your way through if you’re stubborn. Mostly it’s just fun watching tiny robots yell at each other before blowing stuff up with very questionable dice luck. Definitely one of those "wait, this exists?" NES gems.