Okay, so SD Lupin III: Kinko Yaburi is basically the perfect little Game Boy heist sim—if heists involved way more awkward jumping and accidentally setting off alarms. You play as tiny, super-deformed Lupin sneaking through museums and mansions, dodging guards who move like wind-up toys. The first level’s all about swiping a painting, but half the challenge is figuring out which ledges you can actually grab onto (spoiler: not as many as you’d think).

It’s got that classic Lupin vibe though—Zenigata shows up yelling "LUPIIIIN" in pixelated glory, and sometimes you’ll spot Jigen or Goemon lurking in the background. The music’s a banger too, all bouncy basslines that sound like someone squeezed a jazz club into a Game Boy cartridge. Just don’t expect smooth controls—this is 1990, so you’ll be wrestling with the D-pad while Lupin flails like he’s on a trampoline. Still weirdly addictive once you get the rhythm.

Pro tip: Save your bombs for the vault doors. You’ll thank me later.