Man, The Rugrats Movie on Game Boy is one of those licensed games that looks cute but secretly hates you. You play as Tommy, Chuckie, and the gang, crawling through levels that feel way harder than they should be for a kids' game—like, who decided baby-proofing a house needed precision jumps and instant-death pits?

First few minutes? You're dodging toy cars and hopping over gaps in the living room, but the controls are just stiff enough to make every landing feel risky. And don't get me started on the later levels—suddenly you're in some weird construction zone with conveyor belts and falling beams. It's like the devs forgot their audience was toddlers.

Still, there's something weirdly charming about how brutal it is. Maybe it's the nostalgia, or maybe I just enjoy suffering. Either way, it's a relic of that era where licensed games didn't care if you had fun.