Road Rash on Game Boy is basically what happens when you mix illegal street racing with a bar fight. You’re speeding down winding roads, barely keeping control of your bike, and then—oh look, the guy in front of you is asking for a baseball bat to the face. The controls are janky in that classic Game Boy way, but that just makes landing a solid hit on an opponent even more satisfying.

At first, I thought the racing would be the main draw, but honestly? Half the fun comes from seeing how many riders you can knock into the ditch before crossing the finish line. Just don’t get too cocky—cops show up sometimes, and they hit hard. It’s chaotic, a little rough around the edges, and exactly what you’d expect from a portable version of Road Rash.