Nintendo World Cup on NES is absolute chaos disguised as soccer. Forget realistic passes or tactical plays—this is pure, unfiltered mayhem. You’ll be spamming bicycle kicks that send the ball (and sometimes players) flying, shoulder-checking opponents into next week, and watching defenders crumple like ragdolls. Oh, and then there’s the ice stage, where everyone slides around like they’ve forgotten how legs work.

It’s ridiculous, over-the-top, and somehow still weirdly satisfying when you pull off a 50-yard screamer because physics took the day off. If modern FIFA games are a polished steak dinner, this is a greasy fast-food burger—messy, dumb, and way more fun than it has any right to be.