Ever stumbled into a weird little NES game that feels like it was made in someone's basement on a caffeine binge? That's Ninjara Hoi! for you. You play as this tiny ninja dude who just... hops. A lot. Like, that’s the whole game—bouncing between platforms, dodging spikes, and occasionally throwing shurikens at enemies who look like they were drawn in five seconds.

At first, I thought it was some bootleg Mario knockoff, but nah, it’s got its own janky charm. The controls are stiff, the music loops after like 10 seconds, and half the time you’ll swear the hitboxes are lying to you. But somehow, I kept playing just to see how much weirder it could get (spoiler: it gets weirder).

If you’re into obscure, borderline-unplayable retro nonsense, this one’s a trip. Just don’t expect it to make sense.