Nekketsu Koukou Soccer-bu is basically what happens when you take soccer, crank the chaos to 11, and shove it into a Game Boy. Forget FIFA—this is soccer where shoulder-checking opponents into next week is just as important as scoring. You’ll be sliding on ice, launching bicycle kicks that send keepers flying, and watching defenders crumple like they got hit by a truck. It’s ridiculous, over-the-top, and somehow still weirdly strategic once you get past the madness.

First time I played, I spent half the match laughing at how absurd the physics were—until I realized the other team was actually adapting to my nonsense. The game’s got that classic Nekketsu charm where everything feels like a schoolyard brawl with a ball accidentally involved. If you’re into sports games but wish they were less about realism and more about pure, unfiltered fun, this one’s a gem.