Okay, so Lawnmower Man On GB is one of those weird little Game Boy gems that somehow makes mowing lawns feel intense. You’ve got this tiny pixel dude (who looks nothing like Pierce Brosnan, by the way) running around hacking up grass—and also, for some reason, dodging mutant plants and robots? The controls are janky in that classic early-90s way, but after a few minutes, you get into the rhythm of it.

The music’s actually kinda fire—expect bleepy, upbeat chiptunes that stick in your head way longer than they should. And the levels? They start simple, then suddenly you’re mowing patterns around laser turrets like it’s some bizarre gardening-themed bullet hell. If you’ve got a soft spot for oddball licensed games or just love that grainy green-screen aesthetic, this one’s a trip down memory lane. Just don’t expect it to make much sense.