Kung Fu Master is one of those old-school arcade brawlers where the story barely matters—you're just here to punch and kick your way through waves of weirdos across five floors of pure chaos. The controls are simple but satisfying: Z for punches, X for kicks, and Shift to sprint like you're late for a martial arts tournament. There's even a goofy Bruce Lee-style MIDI soundtrack that somehow makes it all feel more intense.

At first, I kept forgetting the special moves (1, 2, or 3 keys), but once I figured them out, they were a lifesaver—except against bosses, of course, because the game loves to keep you on your toes. And yeah, you can't even pause during boss fights, which is either brutal or brilliant, depending on how much you enjoy suffering. It's janky, it's loud, and honestly? I wouldn't have it any other way.