Ever tried learning French on a Game Boy? Yeah, me neither—until I stumbled on this weird little Berlitz translator cart. It’s basically a pocket phrasebook with a 90s digital makeover. You pick categories like "Travel" or "Dining," scroll through stiff-but-polite translations ("Où est la gare?"), and listen to robotic pronunciation that somehow feels nostalgic now.

Not gonna lie, it’s more of a novelty than a real learning tool—the screen’s tiny, and you’ll memorize the chiptune "correct answer" jingle faster than the vocab. But there’s something charming about practicing "Je voudrais un croissant" between Tetris sessions. Definitely a time capsule for language nerds and retro collectors.