Remember those weird crash test dummy toys from the '90s? This NES game turns them into these weirdly durable stuntmen who just keep wrecking themselves. You'll fling them off ramps, smash them into walls, and generally abuse them in ways that would make a real safety engineer cry.

The controls take a second to get used to—your dummy moves like he's made of rubber and bad decisions—but once you get the hang of it, there's something satisfying about seeing how much punishment they can take before finally falling apart. The tracks get ridiculous fast, with loop-de-loops and jumps that feel more like a demolition derby than a safety test.

It's not deep, but it nails that dumb, destructive fun of being a kid and pretending your toys were invincible. Just don't expect any profound life lessons from a game where the goal is to wreck plastic people as creatively as possible.