This one's a hidden gem from the Nekketsu (Hot-Blooded) sports series—basically hockey played like a chaotic bar brawl. You pick from these ridiculously expressive characters (my favorite's the guy with the bandana who looks permanently furious) and then it's non-stop sliding, tripping, and full-body checks. The ice physics are hilariously slippery, so half the time you're just trying not to faceplant while the puck zooms past.

What makes it special is how over-the-top everything is—players ragdoll when hit, the ref occasionally gets knocked out cold, and the power shots send the puck flying so fast it practically catches fire. Played it on an emulator last year and was shocked how well the chaos holds up. Just don't expect NHL realism—this is hockey as imagined by someone who thinks fistfights should be part of the sport. And they're absolutely right.