High Stakes Gambling on Game Boy is basically a pocket-sized casino—except you don’t lose real money, which is nice. You’ve got blackjack, poker, slots, and this weird dice game I still don’t fully understand. The pixel art dealers have this permanently smug look, like they know you’re about to bust.

At first, I kept betting way too much on the slots because the little chiptune jingles tricked me into thinking I was winning. Pro tip: stick to blackjack. The AI isn’t brilliant, but it’ll still clean you out if you play like an idiot. There’s something weirdly satisfying about watching your tiny stack of coins grow, even if it’s all fake.

It’s not deep, but for a Game Boy gambling fix, it gets the job done. Just don’t expect Vegas.