Family Jockey 2 is one of those weird little Game Boy gems you stumble into—it's a horse racing sim, but with that classic early '90s Japanese quirk. You pick your horse (stats matter more than you'd think), place bets, and watch these chunky pixel steeds wobble down the track. The controls are simple, but there’s something weirdly satisfying about nailing the timing on boosts.

It’s definitely got that old-school jank—sometimes the AI horses just decide to sprint like they’ve been electrocuted—but that’s part of the charm. If you’re into obscure sports games or just love the Game Boy’s weird library, this one’s a fun oddity to kill half an hour with.