Conker’s Bad Fur Day is the N64 game your parents definitely didn’t want you playing. It starts off like any cutesy platformer—cartoon squirrel, bright colors—then immediately hits you with swearing, booze, and a giant singing pile of poop. Yeah, it’s that kind of game.

You’ll platform through war zones, fight a vampire bat with a chainsaw, and somehow end up in a Matrix parody. The controls are a little janky by today’s standards, but the sheer audacity of the writing and level design makes up for it. Just don’t expect anything to make sense—or be appropriate.

This is the rare game where you’ll laugh out loud one minute and groan the next. It’s stupid, offensive, and somehow still clever. If you ever wanted to see a squirrel flip off the camera while dual-wielding guns, here’s your chance.