Chiki Chiki Machine Mou Race is one of those weird NES games that makes you go, "Wait, this is based on Wacky Races?" Instead of actual racing, you're Muttley in a side-scrolling dash to rescue Dick Dastardly—which, honestly, feels like a questionable life choice for him. The controls are janky in that classic NES way, and the levels throw everything at you: pits, weird jumps, enemies that look like rejected Mega Man bosses. It’s short, chaotic, and kinda charming in a "this shouldn’t exist" way.

If you’re into obscure licensed games with bizarre gameplay twists, this one’s a trip. Just don’t expect it to make much sense.