Baby Boomer is one of those weird, forgotten NES games that makes you go, "Wait, what?" at first glance. You play as a parent (I guess?) trying to protect this crawling baby from absolutely everything—eagles swooping down, bottomless pits, who knows what else. The twist? You don’t control the baby—you just blast threats with the Zapper light gun before they reach it. Birds? Shoot 'em. Gaping chasm? Shoot a cloud to turn it into an ice bridge (because that’s how clouds work, obviously).

It’s janky, it’s bizarre, and the baby moves at the speed of a snail on tranquilizers. But there’s something oddly tense about frantically shooting hazards while this oblivious infant drags itself toward certain doom. Classic unlicensed NES chaos.