Ever stumble across one of those obscure, unlicensed Genesis games from back in the day? Yang Jia Jiang is one of those weird Chinese bootlegs that somehow made it onto the system—think knockoff Dynasty Warriors vibes with clunky sprites and questionable hit detection. You pick from a few generic-looking generals and hack through waves of enemies, but don't expect much depth beyond button-mashing.

The music's this weird, tinny loop that gets old fast, and the controls feel like you're wading through mud. Still, there's something oddly charming about its jankiness if you're into retro curiosities. I gave up after the third stage when the collision detection finally broke me.