WarioWare: Touched! is pure, chaotic fun—exactly what you’d expect from Wario and his gang of weirdos. The second you boot it up, you’re thrown into a rapid-fire stream of microgames, each lasting just a few seconds. One moment you’re plucking nose hairs with the stylus, the next you’re shaking the DS to wake up a sleeping guy. The touchscreen gimmicks actually work surprisingly well, even if some of them make you look ridiculous in public.

It’s got that classic WarioWare charm—silly, unpredictable, and borderline unhinged. The later stages get brutal, demanding split-second reactions, but failing is half the fun. Just don’t expect to take it seriously. This is the kind of game you play between bus stops or when you need a five-minute distraction. The EU version’s got all the same nonsense as the others, just with a few regional quirks.