Alright, let’s talk about Tun Shi Tian Di III on the Sega Genesis. This one’s a weird little action-strategy hybrid—you start off picking a character (I went with the sword guy first, no regrets), and suddenly you’re thrown into this side-scrolling brawl with random RPG elements. The sprites are chunky in that classic Genesis way, and the music’s got that early '90s synth vibe.

At first, I had no idea what was happening—half the menus are in Chinese, and the combat feels stiff until you get used to it. But after a few deaths, it clicks. You’re juggling sword slashes, dodging projectiles, and occasionally stumbling into these bizarre power-ups that either break the game or do nothing. No in-between.

It’s definitely not polished, but there’s something charming about its jank. If you’re into obscure Genesis imports, this one’s a trip.