Super Smash TV on the Genesis is pure, ridiculous chaos—like someone took an '80s game show and cranked the violence to 11. You start in this neon-drenched arena, two joysticks in hand (or just smashing buttons if you're on a controller), blasting waves of goons who come at you from every direction. The announcer screams nonsense like "Big money! Big prizes!" while you dodge fireballs and grab random power-ups that make your guns hilariously overpowered.

At first, it feels impossible—enemies spawn everywhere, bullets fill the screen, and then suddenly you're kiting a dozen robots while your spread-shot clears the room. The controls are simple, but surviving more than two minutes takes some real twitch reflexes. And yeah, it’s totally unfair sometimes, but that’s part of the charm. You’ll either rage-quit or get weirdly addicted to the carnage.

If you miss arcade games where the only goal was surviving longer than your last run, this one’s a time capsule of that era. Just don’t blame me when you yell at the screen after getting cornered by a chainsaw guy.