Okay, so Shijie Zhiye Bangqiu Zhengba Sail 94 is one of those obscure, bootleg baseball games for the Genesis that somehow made it to China. It’s definitely not MLB-quality—the animations are janky, the players move like they’re stuck in mud, and the fielding is… questionable at best. But there’s something weirdly charming about it.

You pick from a lineup of generic teams (no real MLB licenses here), and the pitching mechanics are actually kinda fun once you get the timing down. Batting’s a bit of a crapshoot—half the time you’ll whiff completely, the other half you’ll somehow launch a home run off a pitch that should’ve been a strikeout. The crowd noise is just a loop of the same three cheers, and the umpire animations look like they were drawn in five minutes. Still, if you’re into weird retro sports oddities, this one’s a trip.

Honestly, it’s more fun to laugh at than play seriously, but that’s part of the appeal.