Pachinko Kuunyan is one of those weird little Sega Genesis gems that makes you go, "Yep, this could only come from Japan." It's basically a digital pachinko game—you know, those vertical pinball-like machines—but with a bizarre cat theme. The ball is a cat's head, the bumpers are fish, and the whole thing has this surreal, slightly off-putting charm.

At first, it feels like a standard pachinko sim, but then you notice the weird sound effects (meows mixed with metallic clinks) and the way the cat-ball bounces in this oddly weightless way. It's not deep, but there's something hypnotic about it—like you keep telling yourself "one more try" even though you're not entirely sure what you're aiming for. The colors are super saturated, too, which gives it that classic '90s arcade vibe.

Definitely more of a novelty than a serious game, but if you're into quirky retro stuff, it's a fun five-minute distraction. Just don't expect it to make much sense.