Ever played one of those old-school Kunio-kun sports spinoffs where everything’s chaotic and borderline ridiculous? This is the Genesis version of that energy, but with soccer—sort of. You’ve got the usual hot-blooded delinquents charging down the field, except the ball might as well be a weapon. Slide tackles send guys flying, shots can knock out goalies, and half the time it feels more like a brawl than a match.

Controls are simple—run, pass, shoot—but the real fun comes from the sheer absurdity. Your team’s full of weirdos with different stats, and some of them are just comically bad at basic things like, y’know, kicking straight. The ref doesn’t care if you deck someone, either. It’s janky, over-the-top, and exactly what you’d expect from a 16-bit Kunio-kun game.

If you’re into retro sports games that don’t take themselves seriously, this one’s a weird little gem. Just don’t expect FIFA.