Micro Machines Military is that classic top-down racer where you're zooming tiny military vehicles—tanks, jeeps, even hovercrafts—across absurdly cluttered tracks. Think kitchen tables, pool tables, and backyard dirt patches, but with way more explosions. The J-Cart version is cool because it lets two players plug in without a multitap, which was a big deal back in the day.

First race, you'll probably slam into a soda can or get stuck behind a toy soldier. The handling's twitchy, but once you get the hang of drifting around pencil obstacles or boosting over books, it's stupidly satisfying. And yeah, the military theme means more weapons than the regular Micro Machines—watch out for those homing missiles.

Still holds up if you're into chaotic couch multiplayer. Just don't expect a deep single-player campaign.