Okay, so picture this: you're playing as Mick or Mack, these little McDonald's-themed kids, jumping through weirdly polluted worlds trying to clean up the planet. Ronald McDonald—yeah, that Ronald—shows up to cheer you on while you blast sludge monsters with a yo-yo (because why not?).

The levels are actually kinda cool—you've got a gross sewer stage, a melting ice world, even a jungle full of angry trash. Some of the platforming's a little stiff, but the music slaps, and the whole eco-warrior thing is weirdly charming for a game with golden arches all over it. Just don't expect deep lore—you're basically a tiny fast-food mascot punching oil blobs.

It's one of those "so bizarre it works" Genesis games from the '90s.