Okay, so Mega Man Soccer is exactly what it sounds like—Mega Man characters playing soccer, but somehow way weirder than you'd expect. You pick your team from classic Robot Masters (Quick Man as a striker? Sure, why not), and then it's this bizarre mix of arcade soccer and Mega Man's signature chaos. Slide tackles feel like dash attacks, and every character has their own ridiculous special shot—like Guts Man just straight-up punting the ball like a cannon.

The physics are janky in that classic SNES way—sometimes the ball ricochets like it’s made of rubber, and other times it just… vanishes? But that’s part of the charm. It’s not exactly FIFA, but if you ever wanted to see Cut Man try to defend against a flaming soccer ball, this is your game.

Honestly, half the fun is just seeing how badly the Robot Masters handle sports. Proto Man’s shield is useless here, and Ice Man’s slide tackle looks more like he’s giving up on life. It’s a mess, but a hilarious one.