Okay, so McDonald's Treasure Land Adventure is way better than a fast-food mascot game has any right to be. You play as Ronald McDonald—yes, really—hopping through these weirdly charming fantasy levels, swinging a yo-yo (because why not?) at enemies like walking ice cream cones. The first stage throws you into a candy-colored world with bouncing mushrooms and treasure chests that actually feel rewarding to open.

It’s got that classic Genesis platformer feel—tight controls, bright colors, and a soundtrack that somehow slaps. The goal’s simple: hunt down pieces of a treasure map while dodging enemies that range from goofy to mildly unsettling (looking at you, sentient frying pan). Pro tip: the yo-yo’s range is shorter than you’d think, so get up close. I died way too many times underestimating that.

Honestly, it’s a hidden gem—no pun intended—if you can get past the whole "fast food mascot as action hero" thing. The Japanese beta version’s got some quirks, but it’s still a blast to play.