Ever stumble across one of those weird religious games from the '90s? This one's a Genesis oddity where you play as Joshua from the Bible, leading battles straight out of the Old Testament. It's got that classic side-scrolling beat 'em up vibe, but with holy war instead of street brawls—think smiting enemies with divine power rather than throwing punches.

The graphics are pretty basic, even for Genesis standards, and the gameplay won't blow your mind, but there's something oddly charming about mowing down armies as a pixelated biblical hero. Just don't expect deep mechanics—it's mostly walk right, smite, repeat. Still, if you're into obscure retro curiosities, it's a strange little time capsule.

Honestly, I kept playing just to see how they'd interpret the whole "walls came tumbling down" part. Spoiler: it's exactly as janky as you'd imagine.