Alright, so Bible Adventures on the Sega Genesis is… something else. You play as biblical figures like Noah, who awkwardly lugs around animals (seriously, why is he carrying sheep like a stack of pancakes?) or Moses, who just sort of vibes while dodging enemies. It’s part platformer, part weird physics experiment—like, half the challenge is figuring out how to maneuver these guys without dropping a sacred cow on your own head.

The levels are based on Bible stories, but let’s be real, it’s more about the janky charm than deep theology. One minute you’re stacking goats for the ark, the next you’re tossing food baskets as David (Goliath’s nowhere in sight, sadly). It’s not exactly polished, but there’s a weirdly earnest energy to it—like someone really wanted you to experience the Old Testament as a side-scrolling fever dream.

If you’re into retro oddities, this one’s a trip. Just don’t expect it to make much sense.