Okay, so The Amazing Virtual Sea Monkeys is exactly what it sounds like—a weird little GBA game where you raise those tiny brine shrimp from the old mail-order ads. You start with a basic tank, drop in the eggs, and wait for them to hatch (which takes forever, by the way).

Once they’re alive, you feed them, decorate their tank with goofy props, and watch them wiggle around. It’s oddly satisfying, but don’t expect much depth—they don’t even grow legs or anything. Just little blobs swimming in circles. Still, there’s something weirdly nostalgic about it, like a digital version of those packets you’d beg your parents to buy at the toy store.

Honestly, it’s more of a novelty than a real game, but if you ever wanted to pretend you’re a sea monkey god, here’s your chance.